Yes, I know- only 10? Believe me, there’s many more but these are at the top of the list! I asked, you answered- so here they are!
1. LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP: And that surprises…nobody! Seriously- it takes 1 SECOND! Put it down! There’s nothing worse than falling in the toilet at 3 a.m.
2. NOT PUTTING CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER: If you can throw them on the floor in FRONT of it, you can OPEN IT! Ya might even try washing them once in a while!
3. NOT RINSING YOUR DISHES OFF: If you can take the time to eat the food we slave over, the least you can do is rinse the dish when you’re done inhaling it. Again, 1 second!
4. LEAVING YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR: I mean, really? Do I even have to comment?
5. CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN: Common courtesy and something you should have learned before kindergarten.
6. LISTENING TO OUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS: If we wanted you to hear, we would have put it on SPEAKERPHONE! Go away!
7. NOT ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN WE’RE LOST: Because 9 times out of 10 if they’re driving, we’re gonna get lost. If you don’t know where you’re going, have the common sense to get directions. Preferably, before we leave.
8. ACTING LIKE A SHMUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS: You know you don’t act like that when they’re not around, so why do it when they are? I’m sorry but there’s nothing cute or manly about it.
9. NOT BRUSHING BEFORE BED: Besides being totally non-hygienic, it’s a disgusting habit and a major turn off. Who wants to smell dinner when you’re ready to dream about Johnny Depp? (unless he’s the one making it for you!)
10. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: Ok, this one isn’t that bad, but it’s still annoying! You did it your entire life, it’s time to grow up! How about helping with chores!?
Now I could go on and on and on! But is that really necessary? If you’ve got a man, you already know! Marry a rich one so you can hire a maid to clean up after him!
